Use Me!!

Hello! Give me a call

Ask me to rent your house!  I will rent it,

Next month increase the rent by double

I will pay it, because I am an innocent

Call me for an interview, I will come

Ask my history, story and experience

I will tell you my story of last 18 years

I was a refugee, means with no identity

Then tell me, "you have an accent” and do not hire me, because I do not

know English very well

Mail me a gift card and tell me,” we are offering you free television and

telephone”

I will give you lot of thanks

Next month send me receipts and say” That wasn’t for free”?

I will sincerely pay for it, because I do

Not know your policy

Send me an email about credit card and say, "You can get a credit card

with no any charge”

I will get one!

After a month, send me a letter and say “You are charge for not using it”

I will pay, because your job is to make a profit

Give me a surprise and say, "You have won a lottery of hundred thousand

dollar”

I will be more than happy!         

Make an agreement and say me to send thousand dollars to your charity in

India, I will

After that never contact me again, because I do not know if you are a scam

 You all are highly welcome to use me, because you can only make a profit

out of me.

I am an immigrant and brand new in Canada

This is a good time for you to use me

But remember!

Do not take an advantage on me after next few years, because I will be

better and conscious than you

                                                                                                 Rupesh